Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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