apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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