I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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