I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
