Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I DEMAND FORESKIN
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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