He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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