jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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