Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
