ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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