That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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