why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Im part way to drunk.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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