If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
