Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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