Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I need a beard to bite.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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