Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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