D3 body, D1 cock
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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