I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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