I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
