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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head

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(516): View more from New York

I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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(910): View more from North Carolina

ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"

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(214): View more from Texas

okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you

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(613): View more from Ontario

Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.

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(214): View more from Texas

My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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(813): View more from Florida

I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.

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(779): View more from Illinois

I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.

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