apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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