What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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