so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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