Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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