ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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