someone get that fucking seahorse.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think a kid would responsible me up
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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