i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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