DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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