piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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