we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
