: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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