I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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