all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think your dad took our porno
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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