even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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