Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(848): View more from New Jersey

I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

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(802): View more from Vermont

Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."

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(573): View more from Missouri

So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob

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(585): View more from New York

i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants

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