fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You may now shotgun with the bride
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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