physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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