dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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