I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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