so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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