i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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