At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
So. Much. Porn.
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