lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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