fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your tits are I can't wait for
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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