I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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