You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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