fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i have two assholes
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
