where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I need you to use more vowels.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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