so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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