Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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