so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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