what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
