I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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