You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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