I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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