I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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