Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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